The Dalai Lama (Mr. Lama to you!) is back with some kick ass styles to slap down those mother hubbards who’ve been calling him a pussy for the last 74 years.
Words of Wisdom: The Dalai Lama
Machinarium, Beautiful New Game by Amanita Design
Linking up filmmakers in the midlands…
Recently, we’ve been helping to run and promote Film Forum West Midlands with local video artist Rill Marchant. To explain what it’s all about and what it’s for, here’s a little piece I wrote about the group:
Considering that filmmaking is such a collaborative process, I’m always amazed at how rarely filmmakers get out and about to meet their peers. After all, you need a crew, a cast, a writer and a host of equipment, not to mention that much-needed injection of cash to pay for essential props and costumes. This especially amazes me in a city such as Birmingham, which seems so adequately poised to host a network of talent and resources for filmmakers.
As an initial remedy to this, Film Forum West Midlands has been founded to provide opportunities for filmmakers in the region to meet, chat, develop a network of contacts, and hopefully provide a springboard for those projects and ideas that otherwise would be left languishing in the city’s many creative minds. The group meets every month at a variety of central locations and invites filmmakers of all abilities and levels of experience – from grass roots to professional – to come together in a social setting.
With no set agenda, the meetings allow filmmakers to promote their own work, source people, equipment and other useful contacts, and perhaps find collaborative partners or financial backers in a relaxed, no-pressure environment. At the very least, it could get Birmingham’s filmmakers talking to each other.
Film Forum WM has a blog for opportunities and member adverts, a social network site and its next meet-up is Tuesday 28th April at the Victoria pub, John Bright Street in Birmingham starting at 6pm.
Fair Trade on XtraNormal.com

Louis stumbled across animation site XtraNormal the other day, and I’m already hooked. It’s a pretty powerful online animation tool that lets you make your own animated films without so much as a clue of how to animate. All you have to do is pick a setting, pick some characters, and type in a script for them to read out. I had a play with it by putting one of our sketches called Fair Trade into the system, you can see the results here:
Need to write a story fast? Use Frankenstory
“…the park and before he knew it something terrible happened.”
I accidentally lost the rest of it due to me serving it onto Tom (you can’t play tennis in three’s apparently) so here’s how the rest went:
… St Mary’s apple orchard had vanished. What was left? Biscuit crumbs. Tons of the stuff. This was the work of Fat keith. ‘No more cider for Jack’, he weeped as he sprinted full pace with his hands failing towards the devastation. The child wept as the chilling events unfolded before him, surely that old woman couldn’t have been right? The blind man, the prostitute and the ferrel child scrambled for the last rust encrusted wrench.. Only one would be beaten to death. The sky gods turned their eyes away in disgust. There was no fight. There was no picnic. Just appalling rust induced hugging. ‘What hope can there be if they can not learn to hate properly?’ said Hovis the God of Elasticity. He backed off momentarily, catching his breath before allowing the last remnants of blood to dribble down his chin. He should have know all along, who else but Eamonn Holmes could have done this? He held his shins praying for death.THE END
Introducing the Facts of Life
The Facts of Life are indisputable, carved into the stones of history and knowledge forever to lay down the laws of this world. But who knows them? No one, that’s who. So we’ve decided to put things right by finally educating the world of the amazing, true facts that make our planet such a rich and compelling place.
A Bit of Light-Hearted, Feel-Good Melancholy
Tom’s decided to take that depressing old song, Needle in the Hay by Elliot Smith, and spruced it up with some feel-good melancholy.












