You can read it in full by clicking here. In summary, Ian said:
“We’re planning to move to Belgium to become industrial cleaners, specialising in discontinued abattoir equipment. Frankly, running a comedy night like Popcorn, writing comedy, and making an animated short film about a man inside a cat has taken its toll.” Biting his nails profusely, Ian added: “Just leave me alone. I need to cry and pack my industrial scouring pads and medicinal vodka.”
It’s a compelling read.
Here’s a photo of the article itself.