A Joke by JK Rowling (abbreviated)
A horse walked into a bar. It was eerily familiar. Ancient metal tankards hung from the wall alongside flower-patterned plates which the horse thought would…
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Do Bodybuilders Ever Miss A Muscle?
… I’m always forgetting names and my keys, so maybe. … missed a spot.
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Hi-Vis Cycle Pants (with dangly light accessories)
Well, the lightbulb pants were a no-go so here’s another attempt… Hi-vis cycle pants and thermal underwear combo with dangly flashing visability/indicator/hazard lights. Suitable for travel, nightclub…
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Pants Pitch
I just had a mystery pants designer accidentally email in to ask for some ideas. Here was my pitch… He laughed :( (This actually happened)
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Dennis the Menace is a Forewarning
Remember when Dennis the Menace was a homophobic, window smashing scumbag? Those were the days. Bullying effeminate neighbours and shooting ball bearings at people from…
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King of Limbs – Secret Session Track
Ian’s made his own tribute to Thom’s groovy moves. LOADS of other people have done the same and a best of has been put together…
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Nicolas So Cozy
Nicolas Sarkozy has never looked so cozy…
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Guess the Celebrity – Racoon Booze?
A quick ‘Guess The Celebrity’ revival. Clue: It’s 2 people. Look at the pictures, what does it sound like, whose name doesn’t it really sound…
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